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When Logic Prevails « Result #1 on Mar 12, 2009, 12:38am »
Two nuns went out of their convent for a walk. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.
SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?
SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follows us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........
Cheating Wife « Result #2 on Mar 12, 2009, 12:35am »
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"
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The Easter Bunny « Result #3 on Feb 24, 2009, 12:11am »
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I can remember it as if it was yesterday..
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Andromidia Exile « Result #10 on Jan 17, 2008, 12:58am »
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This is Andromidia, this is a world devoid of the concept of "Lights, Darks, Neutrals, King and Queens." But how that can be! Well let me tell you my friends for in a time before these things where the common everyday of the rp world there were "herds" those of you who are older know what i am speaking of i am sure and with that lets begin.
Peace has reigned in the Land come to be known as Andromidia Exile. Within it are four herds, only one is lead so far and by the arrogant and demeaning Son Kez. So much of the lands nicknamed Exile have yet to be filled that it is as if you walk alone. To live in Exile is to live for survival, to see the sun the next day and know that you will live on. AE is geared toward those who already know what they are doing and more or less want a friendly, easy and safe environment to let some stem off. To perhaps rp like we did in the old days. Free of complication and the burdens of internal politics.
While we only have a word minimum of 200 words we expect all our members to be literate, well mannered and polite. I do not ever want to see excessive spelling and grammar mistakes in posts. Use proper terms and please do not use adjectives such as 'stag' and 'vixen' its bad form and makes me very sad. It makes me sad beacuse i know that of you that are seriously interested in joining AE can do better than that. You should push yourself to be your best with in reason. Questions, comments feel free to PM the Admin account.
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